My Interwiev with my father

-Hi dad!
-Hi my son
-How are you today?
-I'm very bad
-What is wrong?
-I catched a thief in my shop
-Ooo did he steal anything?
-Yes my son. he stole my heart
-Dad are you kidding me?
-Yes my son because you are kidding me with speaking english.
-Sorry dad I'm speaking english because this interview is my asignement for english lesson :)
-Hmmm OK. Do you have any question?
-If you are serious, yes I have :)
-Ok I'm listening
-Do you love me?
-No actually I never wanted you to born. Nihahahaha
-Daddd!!! this interview finished now bye and thank you for everything :) the Evil see your face nihahaha...